"Who'd Win?"

The title is (or, at least, was) a common subject header for postings in the rec.arts.comics.* Usenet hierarchies. The articles went on to solicit opinions on which of two super-heroes would win on a fair, one-on-one combat. Here is my small contribution to that literature:

Who'd win if Dug (of Up fame) went head-to-head with Rhino (of Bolt fame)?

Of course, if Dug ever got Rhino out of the hamster ball, my money would be on Dug; failing that, I think Dug might be in mortal peril of having his neck snapped (talking dog collar and all).

Next week, we'll take on the greatest fanboy conflict of all time: